63 Ice Cream Puns That Are Gelato Fun

Funny ice cream puns to laugh at every day – and twice on Sundae.

Do I like ice cream, you ask? Sherbet I do! In fact, I scream for it. And I’ll bet you do too, cause let’s face it: we all scream for ice cream. That’s because it’s the most legen-dairy sweet treat ever. It’s also the most legen-dairy way to make any dessert lover happy. From silly sundae puns to the creamiest Instagram captions, we’ve got a freezer full of fulfilling funnies for kids and adults. No spoon necessary.

Now that you’ve had your dessert, it’s time for the main course of food puns. Be sure to get something healthy on your plate, like these clever cucumber quips.

Funny Ice Cream Puns

Sprinkle some ice cream humor over your next scoop.

It happened in one fell scoop.
Stop Häagen-dazs ice cream.
Vanilla bean getting into trouble again.
Ice cream puns are so vanilla.
We gonna party like it’s sherbet day!

Give me the inside scoop.
This ice cream is legen-dairy.
Eating ice cream is gelato fun.
This is my flavor-ite ice cream.

Are these ice cream puns and jokes vanilla?

Cute Ice Cream Puns

Syrupy sweet puns that’ll make your brain freeze.

Sundae driver.
Sundae school.
It’s a sure-bet.
Sundae Funday!
Par-fait the course.
Ice cream clone.

Scoop, there it is!
I have par-faith in you.
Churn the channel
It’s par-fate.
Ice cream is so cool.
Alice Scooper.

Ice Cream Cone Puns

These ice cream cone puns are strictly cone-fidential.

Cone apetit.
My favorite ice cream show is Game of Cones.
Solitary cone-finement.
The ice cream told me her secret in cone-fidence.
You’re outta cone-trol.
Ice cream bans are un-cone-stitutional.
When it comes to choosing an ice cream cone, it’s best not to waffle back and forth.

Ice Cream One-Liners

Funny Ice cream joke one-liners that are the cherry on top.

I wrote my dessert-ation on ice cream puns.
I’m gonna skip dinner and get straight to the pint.
My girlfriend twisted her ankle yesterday. Now she’s my sore-bae.
I’ve already had one ice cream today, so this is my secondairy.
I’m insecure about ice cream. My therapist said I have a Neapolitan complex.

I think I’m going to quit the ice cream business? Why’s that? I’m sick of working on sundaes.
If ice cream could have a dog it would be a dach-sundae.
The people who invented cookie ice cream sure made a lot of dough.
The dessert genie gave me three ice cream sand-wishes.
Ice cream and chocolate chips were mint for each other.

Funny Ice Cream Dad Jokes

These dad jokes are already legen-dairy.

What do you call ice cream that tells jokes? A pun-dae.
What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor? Vein-illa.
Why is ice cream terrible at tennis? It has a soft serve.
What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream? Spoon.
What kind of cones do trees use for ice cream? Pine cones.

Who’s the main character in the ice cream version of Lord of the Rings? Froyo Baggins.
Why was the caramel ice cream so upset? It was in-salted.
What’s Sylvester Stallone’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky road.
Why should you bring an umbrella to the ice cream shop? In case of sprinkles.
What’s Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream? Cookie d’oh!

More Hilarious Ice Cream Jokes

All-time favorite ice cream dad jokes that never melt.

What ice cream flavor do deer like? Cookie doe.
What’s a football player’s favorite ice cream? Any given sundae.
What ice cream flavor do electricians eat? Shock-o-lat.
Why did the reporter go to the ice cream shop? She was looking for a scoop.
Why did the man return the ice cream? Breyer’s remorse.

Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road.
Did you hear about the thief who stole all the 31 flavors from the ice cream shop? It was a Baskin-Robbery.
What happened when the ice cream princess married her prince? She became the Dairy Queen.
What’s a gymnast’s favorite dessert? Banana splits.
Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream? Sure, Bert.

How does Reese eat ice cream? Witherspoon.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
What ice cream flavor is never on time? Choco-late.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a la mode.
What’s ice cream’s favorite book? “The Da Vinci Cone.”