36 Wolf Puns and Jokes That Are Howlla Funny
A pack of howl-arious wolf puns and jokes.
Hungry like the wolf for some good laughs? Crying for ferociously funny jokes and plays on words that pack a punch? Well, we’ve got the big, bad wolf puns you’ve been looking for. So scroll on down for some un-fur-gettable howlers. But watch out. Things are gonna get a little hairy.
Don’t tell the wolves, but sheep puns are just over the hill. Truthfully, the goat puns and chicken puns aren’t safe either.
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Wolf Puns
These wolf puns are howl-arious.
- Howl you doin’?
- Howl-lelujah.
- Howl about them apples?
- Howl-arious.
- Deck the howls.
- Howl-agen lamp.
- Howl-agram.
- Wolves pack a punch.
- Tail me about it.
- Fur real.
- Moon-days, amirite?
- I paws-itively love wolf puns.
- These puns are howlla funny.
Wolf One-Liners
A pack of witty wolf one-liners.
- Look, a wolf. Where? No, just the regular kind.
- The wolf would have ordered the goat for lunch if it had been a little sheeper.
- There’s a gray area between wolf species.
- It took me a wild but I was able to hunt down the wolf.
- I keep seeing wolves everywhere. I think I’m having howl-lucinations.
Funny Wolf Dad Jokes
Wolf jokes that are dog-gone good.
- How do wolves stay healthy? They never forget their full vita-moons.
- Where do European wolves live? In Den-mark.
- What would get if you crossed a wolf with a fish? Howl-ibut.
- What do you call bad wolf breath? Howl-itosis.
- What do you call dogs dressed up as wolves? A pack of lies.
- Where do wolves stay on vacation? The Howl-iday Inn.
Classic Wolf Jokes
Un-pack these paws-itively perfect wolf gags.
- What do you call a wolf that knows it’s a wolf? Aware-wolf.
- How do coyotes eat their food? They wolf it down.
- What do you call a wolf with a fever? A hot dog.
- What do you call one with a cold? A chili dog.
- What do you call a lumberjacks dog? A timber wolf.
- Why did the wolf go to the smoke shop? He was looking for a pack.
- What do you call a wolf that uses foul language? A swear-wolf.
- What time of year do wolves love most? The howl-idays.
- What do you call a wolf that you can’t find? A where-wolf.
- What do you call a naked wolf? A bare-wolf.
- What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing? A wool-f.
- What do werewolves read to their pups before bed? Hairy tails.
