33 Wreath Puns and Jokes You’ll A-door

Hang with the funniest wreath puns and jokes this Christmas.

Sure, wreaths are nice. Put them on the front door, and they really give your house some Christmas class. But we’re bored of the same old decorations, with their evergreen this and red-ribbon that. We want a funny wreath. Something that makes us chuckle. Like an elf climbing into a sack, his butt sticking out, legs dangling. Absolute holiday hilarity. But even if you don’t decide to put an elf butt on your door this year, at least get some quality laughs with the following funny wreath puns and jokes.

While you’re getting into the Christmas spirit, be sure to check out some festive ornament puns and tasty gingerbread jokes too. Unless you want a blue Christmas. But that’s no fun.

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Christmas Wreath Puns

Wreath havoc on the whole family with these funny holiday puns for kids and adults.

Unbe-wreath-able!
Please decorate wreath-ponsibly.
Wreath havoc on Christmas.
Wreath me alone.
Wreath the People.
Wreath ’em and weep.

Show some wreath-pect.
I just can’t wreath-ist.
Hit the wreath-et button.
Wreath puns are funny fir real.
I pine for wreath season.
What’s all this wreath hoop-la?

Wreath Witherspoon.
A-wreath-a Franklin.
Keanu Wreaths.
Wreath Ledger.
Holly Berry.
The Great Barrier Wreath.

Funny Wreath Pun One-Liners

These wreath one-liners are so hilarious, you’ll say, “Holly-lujah!”

That wreath is a-door-able.
Wreaths are some of the most well-rounded Christmas decorations.
I wreath-ently heard the funniest Christmas pun.
Wreath stories always seem to come full circle.
Time to wreath-think my Christmas decor.

Hey wreath, how’s it hangin’?
Let’s circle back to these wreath jokes later.
I hoop you like wreath puns.
Fish decorate with coral wreaths.
The wreath was identified as the ringleader.

These wreath puns and jokes are a-door-able.

Christmas Wreath Jokes

Finally, a few wreath dad jokes that are super a-door-able.

What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills? A wreath of Franklins.
Where do wreaths in Wisconsin like to vacation? Door County.
What kind of candy do you hang on the door at Christmas? Wreath-es Peanut Butter Cups.
Where do Christmas decorations stay on vacation? A wreath-ort.
Why did the wreath stay up all night? It was wired.