59 Pineapple Puns and Jokes That Won’t Piña Fridge

Pineapple jokes for you fineapple folks.

You know the old saying: a pineapple a day keeps the doctor away. That’s how it goes, right? Whatever it is, it’s true for pineapple puns and jokes too: they also keep the doctor away. That’s because laughter is the best medicine, and there’s a lot of health-promoting vitamins in these sweet setups and pulpy punch lines. You’ll be yukking your way to a better life with every pineapple chunkle. I mean chuckle.

Don’t worry, pineapple curry, there’s more where these came from. Sip on your piña colada with a lotta salty beach puns. And take the kids. They love the beach.

Funny Pineapple Puns

The very best puns about pineapple in the produce aisle. They’re mostly clean, but a few did fall on the floor.

Girl, you fineapple.
They lived pineappley ever after.
Don’t be a pain-apple.
How do you like them pineapples?
Pour me another pint-apple.
What’s up, bro-melain?

A forgot my PIN-apple.
Give me some pineapple skin!
Lemme see those thigh-napples!
Got a colada pineapple puns.
Don’t mean to pry-napple.
My favorite desert is pie-napple.

How do you like them pineapple puns and jokes?

Short Pineapple Puns

Sometimes, it’s the cute pineapple puns that take the crown.

Shy-napple.
Spy-napple.
Cry-napple.
Die-napple.
Bi-napple.
Occupy-napple.

Tropic like it’s hot.
That’s Hawaii roll.
Chunk Norris.
Chris Pine-apple.
Christina Pine-Applegate.

Pineapple Puns One-Liners

Get in trouble for eating all the fruit? A few pineapple joke one-liners will help smoothie things over.

I tried making pineapple upside-down cake, but it burned in the oven. I guess it should have been on aloha temperature.
People think I’m weird for eating pineapple on everything, but that’s just Hawaii roll.
I don’t dance bachata; I dance pineapple salsa.
They say that drinking pineapple juice makes your semen taste better. For me, it just ruined the pineapple juice.
The next person that asks me to mix pineapple juice, cranberry juice, and orange juice together is gonna get a punch.
I’m so sick of eating government pineapple. I can’t wait to get off the dole.

Pineapple puns so funny you'll call them pun-apples.

Funny Pineapple Jokes

These short pineapple jokes are the best. No joke. Though, our orange puns are pretty dang funny too. Citrusly.

What’s the funniest fruit in the produce section? A pun-apple.
What kind of toilet paper should you use after eating a lot of tropical fruits? Two-ply-napple.
Where does the best fruit in Italy come from? Pine-Naples.
Why was the pineapple factory always hiring new employees? There was a lot of turnover.
What do you call a fruit that’s always complaining? A whine-apple.

Why shouldn’t you take pineapples swimming? They always piña pool.
Why is pineapple the king of fruit? It has the crown.
What kind of music do tropical fruits listen to? Pineapple-core.
What fruit is 3.14 meters wide? A pi-napple.
What do you call a fruit that can walk? A pine-amble.

What do you call a queue of fruits? A line-apple.
What do you call a fruit that goes skiing? An alpine-apple.
What do you call a fruit with strong opinions? An opine-apple.
What do you call a pineapple laying on it’s back? A supine-apple.
What do you get when you cross a rodent and a tropical fruit? A porcupine-apple.

Pineapple Dad Jokes

We’ve heard that teachers love our pineapple puns and memes. Your brunch pals will too.

What is pineapple upside-down cake called in Australia? Pineapple cake.
What do you call a bank card that’s a fruit? PIN-apple.
How do you make a pineapple turnover? Roll it down a hill.
When is an apple not an apple? When it’s a pineapple.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite fruit? A spine-apple.

Did you hear about the fruit that urinated? It was a pee-napple.
Where does pineapple milk come from? The pine-nipples.
Why did the pineapple car stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
Why didn’t the pineapple and watermelon get married? Because they can’t-elope.
Why do sharks eat pineapple? To make seamen taste better.