32 Ornament Puns and Jokes to Get Hooked On
Deck the halls with some funny ornament puns and jokes.
One’s thing’s for sure: it ain’t Christmas till you’ve got ornaments on the tree. So dig out all those shiny baubles, glistening angels, and goofy holiday doodads, and get to trimming. No, not the kind of tree trimming you do the other eleven months of the year. That would be silly.
We’ve got jokes for all the days of Christmas. With our wreathy wit and fabulously Frosty funnies, we’ll keep you giggling all holiday season long.
Christmas Ornament Puns
Drop of few of these funny Christmas ornament puns and everyone will be shattered by your sparkling sense of humor.
- That ornament is off the hook!
- Are you orna-mental?
- Don’t orna-mention it.
- Ornamentary, my dear Watson.
- Don’t be such a bore-nament.
- These ornaments are tree-mendous.
- I’m hooked on ornament puns.
- The Christmas ornaments are un-bell-ievable.
- My favorite ornament is a bauble-head doll.
- So hardcore-nament.
- Score-nament!
Ornament One-Liners
Funny ornament pun one-liners for your decorating entertainment.
- Ornament to say was I love these jokes.
- Some ornaments are a pain in the glass.
- Which one do I like? Either or-nament.
- I need a break from Christmas for my orna-mental health.
- I gliterally love sparkling ornaments.
- If you want to learn how to properly decorate a Christmas tree, you need an orna-mentor.
- Are you out of your orna-mind?
- Don’t be clumsy and bauble the Christmas ornaments.
- I was shattered when my favorite glass ornament broke.
Christmas Ornament Jokes
The most tree-mendous ornament jokes for kids and adults.
- What did one Christmas ornament say to the other ornament? How’s it hanging?
- What do gold miners hang on their Christmas trees? Ore-naments.
- What do you call candy canes on a Christmas tree? Orna-mints.
- What do rowers decorate their Christmas trees with? Oar-naments.
- What do reindeer decorate their Christmas tree with? Horn-aments.
- How do you fix a broken Christmas decoration? Orna-mend it.
- Why was the ornament taking acting classes? It wanted to be a star.
- How do angel ornaments answer the phone? “Halo.”
- Where do young Christmas decorations go to learn? Ornamentary school.
- What do farmers decorate their Christmas trees with? Corn-aments.
- What do you call masculine Christmas decorations? Orna-men.
- Why didn’t the glass ornament scream when it broke? It was pane-less.
