50 Reindeer Jokes and Puns That Sleigh

Don’t let Grandma get run over by these reindeer jokes and puns.

Olive these reindeer jokes and puns sleigh.

Before Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer came along, present delivery on Christmas Eve must’ve been pretty hit or miss. I mean, if a little bit of fog can keep Santa’s reindeer from flying, kids were probably disappointed Christmas morning more often than not. Holiday weather isn’t exactly known for clear skies, amirite? So even though Santa has the gifts, Rudolph may be the true hero of Christmas.

Get ready for a visit from Santa and his reindeer with more holiday chuckles. We’ve got silly snowman puns, outstanding ornament humor, and well-rounded wreath jokes.

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Funny Reindeer Jokes

The most won-deer-ful jokes of the year.

Who’s Santa’s tenth reindeer? Olive, the other reindeer.
What animal makes the best weather forecasters? Rain-deer.
What does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh? Eight bucks. Nine if the weather’s bad.
What’s Rudolph’s favorite Christmas movie? It’s a Won-deer-ful Life.
What was the reindeer doing in the kitchen? Vixen something to eat.

Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners? Rude-olph.
What do you call a reindeer that delivers food? Door Dasher.
What do reindeer decorate their Christmas tree with? Horn-aments.
Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee? He prefers non-deery creamer.
What do you give a reindeer with a stomachache? Elk-a Seltzer.

Reindeer Jokes for Christmas

Kids and adults can agree that these reindeer dad jokes are really fawny.

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh on Christmas Eve? Nothing. It’s on the house.
Who’s Rudolph’s favorite singer? Beyon-sleigh.
Why didn’t Rudolph go to school? He was elf taught.
What did Santa say when asked about his missing reindeer? No Comet.
How many reindeer were left after Santa got stranded in the mountains? Only one. Donner ate the rest.

Which reindeer always has the most sacks in football? Blitzen.
How does Rudolph know when it’s Christmas? He checks his calen-deer.
What do you call a royal deer? Reign deer.
What video game system do reindeer play? Pony Sleigh Station.
What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph.

What kind of foods does Cupid like? Hearty ones.
What’s the difference between medieval knights and Santa’s reindeer? The knights sleigh the dragon, and the reindeer are draggin’ the sleigh.
What do reindeer use to clean their homes? Comet.
What Tina Turner song do reindeer love? Private Dancer.

More Hilarious Reindeer Jokes

Hoof a good laugh with even more riotous reindeer humor.

What’s the difference between beer nuts and reindeer nuts? Beer nuts are about $2.50; reindeer nuts are under a buck.
Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? No, they already have names.
Why didn’t Rudolph get straight A’s on his report card? He went down in History.
Why are reindeer afraid of smiling? They have buck teeth.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No i-deer.

What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, hun.
Where do reindeer go for coffee? Starbucks.
How do reindeer get online? They use the antler-net.
What’s the dinosaurs’ least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Why was Rudolph so mad at his wife? She went shopping and blew a hundred bucks.

Have you ever heard of Randy the Brown-Nosed Reindeer? He could fly just as fast as Rudolph, but he wasn’t very good at stopping.
What sound does a reindeer’s camera make? Click, click, click.
How do you scare a reindeer on Halloween? Cari-boo!
How would Rudolph travel if he couldn’t fly? By train, dear.