65 Chocolate Puns and Jokes That’ll Mocha You Crazy

Chocolate jokes and puns that melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

If life were actually like a box of chocolates, you’d never have to go to the dentist for eating too much chocolate. That’s for sure. The worst thing that would happen is you’d unknowingly sink your teeth into a coconut one – which is absolutely one of the worst things ever – but still better than going to the dentist.

Keep the good times Tootsie Roll-ing with even more sweet humor. Click over to cackle at some comical candy puns.

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Short Chocolate Puns

Death by chocolate puns.

• That’s choco-lit!
• Don’t be choco-late.
• That’s a choco-lot of candy.
• Choco-let me have some.
• Just a choco-little.
• It’s choco-literally the best ever.

• Ganache you a question?
• Cocolate-tears of joy.
• Choc it up to a sweet tooth.
• You mocha me crazy.
• I’m fondue you.
• Nib it in the bud.

Funny Chocolate Puns

Chucklesome chocolate puns everyone can love, whether it’s Valentine’s Day or a random Tuesday in July.

• These puns raise the chocolate bar.
• Hershey Kiss this chocolate goodbye.
• I lava good chocolate cake.
• Cocoa Chanel.
• Careless Wispa.

• We’re in for a Skor-cher.
• Don’t Cad-bury these funny chocolate puns.
• It Whitt-occurs to me that I’m addicted to chocolate.
• These chocolate puns keep malt-iplying.
• Do the chocolate truffle shuffle.

Chocolate Pun One-Liners

These chocolate puns are starting to get popular. You could say they’re hot chocolate puns.

• Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
• I don’t like chocolate mousse; it’s a little off-pudding.
• Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.
• Just a chocolate chip off the old block.
• These chocolate puns take the cake.
• My chocolate custard is fa-mousse.
• There are two types of people in this world: people who love chocolate and liars.

• The chocolate bar tried to break free but was foiled again.
• Men are like chocolate bars: they’re sweet, smooth, and go straight to your hips.
• I dairy you to eat 10 milk chocolate bars.
• According to the chocolate advent calendar I just got, there are only three days till Christmas.
• You really like to milk these chocolate jokes.
• Dove chocolate certainly tastes better than Dove soap.

Funny Chocolate Jokes

Unwrap a few laughs with some smooth chocolate jokes.

• What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baaaa.
• What is a monkey’s favorite kind of cookie? Chocolate chimp.
• What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty-Kat bar.
• When is the best time to eat chocolate and marshmallows? In the s’morning.
• Why did the farmer buy a brown cow? Because he wanted chocolate milk.

• What do you call stolen cocoa? Hot chocolate.
• What is chocolate’s favorite day of the week? Sundae.
• What’s chocolate’s favorite machine at the gym? The vending machine.
• Where does chocolate go on vacation? Cocoa-mo.
• What do French cats eat for dessert? Chocolate mouse.

Chocolate Dad Jokes

Hilarious chocolate puns for teachers and students alike.

• How do chocolate and marshmallows communicate? S’mores code.
• Why does Snoop Dogg put on vanilla ice cream? Chocolate drizzle.
• What kind of chocolate is sold at the airport? Plane chocolate.
• What kind of candy do alligators like? Crocolate.
• What does Chewbacca eat for dessert? Chocolate chip wookies.

• What are chocolate’s preferred pronouns? Her/she.
• What kind of chocolate is made by stepping on it? Toe-blerone.
• What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate? Pharaoh Rocher.
• What type of chocolate do you find in the clothes dryer? Lindt.
• What tropical fruit loves chocolate? A cocoa-nut.

More Funny Chocolate Jokes

Even more hysterical chocolate humor to help you get your fix.

• What kind of candy do electricians eat? Shock-olate.
• What candy bar do arborists like? Tree Musketeers.
• What candy bar are they always eating at SNL? SkitKat.
• What search engine does chocolate milk use? Yoohoo.
• Where do you drive a chocolate car in Germany? On the Auto-bonbon.

• What kind of candy do teachers like? Chalk-olate.
• What’s Cupid’s favorite chocolate bar? Aero.
• What do you call a chocolate-covered sports car? A Ferrari Rocher.
• Why is it hard to hear chocolate when it talks? It speaks in Wispas.
• What do you call an ant that likes chocolate? A fond-ant.