58 Bat Puns and Jokes That Are Going Viral

We have bats in the belfry for these bat puns and jokes.

Funny bat puns and jokes that never go on sabbatical.

We were going to save these funny bat puns and jokes for later, but we caved. It’s not our fault; we’re batty for this kind of stuff. And now it’s time for you to accept that you’re a batty for it too. After all, bats make up almost a quarter of the mammal population worldwide. So why not sink your teeth into the mot fang-tastic jokes ever. But fair warning: these puns might leave a bat taste in your mouth.

Don’t stop there. Take a bite of some vicious vampire jokes too. Or, if you’re not hungry anymore, spread your wings with a flock of bird puns.

Bat Puns and One-Liners

Using puns is never a bat idea, whether it’s Halloween or not.

Vampires learn the alphabat.
Do I like bat puns? You bat I do!
How’s it hanging?
He has a real bat temper.
I’m wingin’ it here.
Fang-tastic!
Don’t bat your eyes at me.
These jokes are bat to the bone.
Hang in there!

I don’t like your battitude.
Trying to break a bat habit.
I made a bat joke. It went viral.
Fangs for the memories.
African vampires live in Bats-wana.
We’re Pres-bat-erian.
The bats are going to wing in the new year.
These puns are really bat.

Bat Name Puns

Made friends with a flying mammal? Here are some cute pun names for bats.

Bat Simpson.
Aretha Fang-klin.
Batrick Swayze.
Wing Rhames.
Bat Midler.
Cave-in Hart.
Echo Nwodim.
Bat Reynolds.

Nick Cave.
Batsy Ross.
Batrick Ewing.
Mario Bat-ali.
Cave-in Costner.
Marc Echo.
Tina Fey-ng.

Bat Jokes

When it comes to funny bat jokes, you don’t have to wing it. Just use one of the following.

What’s a bat’s favorite holiday? Fangs-giving.
Why don’t people like studying vampire bats? Because they’re a pain in the neck.
Who’s Dracula’s favorite classical composer? Bat-hoven.
What’s a bat’s favorite reptile? An i-guano.
Where do vampires pee? The batroom.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert? Upside-down cake.

Where do male bats pee? In the noct-urinal.
Where are southern vampires from? Batlanta.
What do bats study in college? Echonomics.
Where in Chile do vampires hike? Batagonia.
What apparel brand do male bats wear? Echo Unltd.
What’s a vampires favorite city in Pakistan? Islamabat.
What do bats eat for breakfast? Echo waffles.

Improve your bat-tiude with these funny bat puns and jokes.

Funny Bat Jokes

These wicked jokes come at you like a bat out of hell.

How do bats make new friends? With a sound wave.
Where do vampire bats keep their money? The blood bank.
How does a vampire keep fit? Batminton.
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite type of fruit? A neck-tarine.
Did you hear about the computer teacher who was attacked by a thousand bats last night? He got a mega bite.
How are bats like real-estate agents? It’s all about echolocation, location, location.