126 Bird Puns and Jokes for Hawkward Situations

Funny bird puns and jokes, from beak-inner to advanced.

Did you know that birds are related to dinosaurs? It’s true! I mean, have you ever seen a shoebill stork? That’s one Jurassic Park–looking creature. Now, before you flip me the bird and tell me I’m crazy, just remember that birds aren’t real anyway.

Speaking of birds, check out our absolutely fowl chicken puns. Or make fun of their ancestors with these dope dinosaur jokes.

Funny Bird Puns

A little bird told me these puns are hilarious.

I peck your pardon.
Toucan play at that game.
I don’t want to be a bird-en.
Birds love peckleball.
Birder off dead.

What the flock?
It’s a cardinal sin.
It’s flew season.
Beak ya to it!
Chickadees puns out!

What a loon-atic.
Soar-y about that.
Tit for tat.
Hatch a plan.
How’s it go-wing?

These bird puns emu-se me.
I’ve lost all fal-control.
I’ll macaw you later.
That bird’s from Owlabama.
Flamingo to hell.

Careful, it’s a wren-tal.
They’re doing crow-caine.
He got chirpes.
Can I speak to your tanager.
Don’t be a chirp-skate.
I’m getting emu-tional.

Bird puns and jokes so funny you'll quack up.

Short Bird Puns

Bird puns for those with im-peck-able taste.

Happy bird-day!
Hawkward.
Beak-areful.
In-crow-dible!
Peng-win.

Fowl ball.
Fire-quackers.
Stork-raving mad.
Beak performance.
Civil li-birdies.
Don’t de-sparrow.

Funny bird puns and jokes that will fly right over your head.

Cute Bird Puns

These adorable bird puns will never go the way of the dodo.

Cheeps and salsa.
Say it, don’t osprey it.
Poultry in motion.
The bird had no egrets.
I goose you can.

You’re birder than that.
He put it in hawk.
Swoop! There it is.
Owl get you kids.
Sounds like a bit of ostrich.

I swan-der why.
Ibiscuits are tasty.
Girls just swan to have fun.
That took a tern for the worse.
I could do this owl day.

Soar-y, not soar-y.
Birds do it in ear-nest.
I’m beak-inning to like it.
You quack me up!
I’ve been heron about you.
I signed up for the talon show.

Bird Pun Names

These pun names are for the birds.

Chick-ago, Illinois.
Sydney Crow-sby.
Margaret Hatcher.
Jenny Finch.
Fowl Collins.

Sheryl Crow.
Gull-iver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift.
The Crane-berries.
Edgar Wren-taria.
Crow-sby, Stills, and Nash.

Jessica Albatross.
Swan Marichal.
Owl Pacino.
Tony Stork.
Weird Owl Yankovic.

Duck van Dyke.
Vince Gull.
Cheep Kelly.
Gregory Peck.
Barry Lark-in.
Fowl-ip Seymour Hoffman.

Some of these funny bird puns and jokes are a bit hawkward.

Bird One-Liners

Funny bird one-liners that catch the worm.

I was going to tell another bird joke, but I was told that kind of humor doesn’t fly around here.
The movie about birds was pretty good, but I didn’t like the wren-ding.
Hanging out with these quails is very unpheasant.
My wife didn’t like that I was acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
The birds wouldn’t stop raven about it.

A bird flies into a window and says, “What a pane in the neck.”
That bird pun flew right over my head.
Some birds are mi-greater than others.
That bird is always gull-ivanting around town.
Would anyone like to hear migrate bird joke?

Did you get that new roost for free or did you perch-ase it?
There’s no talon what we could do.
Smart birds have a big crane-ium.
That’s swan more bird for you to see.
Do lonely geese swan-der the streets at night?

Aquatic birds take it swan day at a time.
The sick avian expert has two-bird-culosis.
That bird’s a real chirp off the old block.
These bird jokes are hard to swallow.

Funny Bird Dad Jokes

Just-hatched bird jokes that are sure to ruffle some feathers.

What kind of apartment do city birds live in? Condor-miniums.
Why did the bird go to the ear doctor? To get his heron checked.
What do birds take when they have a cold? Nyquail.
Where do right-wing birds get their information? Flocks News.
What do you call a rebel bird? A wren-egade.
What birds are the funniest? Pun-guins.

What did the cop say to the bird? You’re under a-roost.
What do you call a bird wizard? Soar-cerer.
Did you hear about the bird baseball player? He’s pigeon a no-hitter.
How do you kill a vampire ground finch? A stork through the heart.
What bird loves bananas? Peel-icans.

Why did the bird go to jail? Robin banks.
What do you get when you cross a small whale with a bird? A dol-finch.
What do you call a vegetable with wings? A cucum-bird.
What do bird computers use to process information? Micro-chirps.
What do you call two birds playing basketball? Swan on swan.

Classic Bird Jokes

Don’t fly the coop until you’ve experienced these timeless bird dad jokes.

What bird needs some cheering up? Blue jays.
How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.
Why do hummingbirds hum? They don’t know the lyrics.
What do you call two black birds that stick together? Vel-Crows.
Why don’t people like playing cards with hawks? Because they’re soar losers.
What do you call two crows in a field? Attempted murder.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? To cover their butt quacks.
How do birds open large crates? With a crow bar.
What do you call a falcon that can’t hunt? A fail-con.
What letter of the alphabet do birds love? Jay.
What sport to birds love to watch? Hawkey.