56 Deer Puns and Jokes Worth a Million Bucks

Absolutely a-doe-rable deer puns and jokes.

Here goes Chuckle Daddy with another one of his deer puns and jokes.

Hello, deer reader. I see you’re on the hunt for some bucking good humor. You’ve probably already been to a doe-zen other sites that were completely un-deer-whelming. Well, there’s good news: we’ve got a herd of puns and jokes that you can actually caribou. Even though the deer will probably stick their tongue out at these cracks, we’re sure you’ll find them fawny.

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Cute Deer Puns

Get caught in the headlights of hilarious deer puns.

I’m fawn’d of you.
It looks like rain, deer.
You’re so fawny.
Yes, deer.
You’re so a-doe-rable.
Girls just wanna have fawn.

Deer to be different.
I’m not old. I’m el-deer-ly.
Rollin’ in the doe.
Hold on for deer life.
What a won-deer-ful world.
I caribou you.

Funny Deer Puns

Don’t pass the buck on the best deer puns. That’s sheepish behavior.

I prefer non-deery creamer.
How deer you!
Not a fawn of that.
I feel like a million bucks!
Don’t be such a weir-doe.

Deer-licious.
Fallow the leader.
Oh, deer God.
Deer-ly beloved.
It’s something I really caribou.

Deer Joke One-Liners

Don’t migrate away until you’ve experienced these chuckle-worthy deer one-liner jokes.

If I had a buck for every deer joke I’ve made, I’d be rollin’ in the doe.
I just lost my favorite Bambi stuffed animal. It was very deer to me.
Deer tails are tuft as hell.
I traded deer for three pigs and a horse. It was a good deal – cost me only a buck.
Good deer are hart to find.
Just got my new deer-cloning machine. I now have a million bucks.

Funny Deer Dad Jokes

The best deer dad jokes you’ve ever herd. We think you’ll be a fawn of our other animal puns too. Just maybe keep the wolf humor to yourself.

What do deer call melted cheese? Fawn-du.
What animal makes the best weather forecasters? Rain-deer.
How does the doe start every entry in her journal? “Deer diary.”
What Happy Days character do deer love? Fawnzie.
How does Bambi get his paycheck every week? Deer-ect deposit.

What do you call a deer cardiologist? A hart surgeon.
Why was the deer such a contrarian? He wanted to buck the trends.
What do deer call their spouses? Their better hoof.
What astrological sign are male deer? Stag-itarius.
Why did Bambi go to the charity event? To volun-deer.

Classic Deer Jokes

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What kind of bread do deer like? Sour doe.
Why did the deer get braces? He had buck teeth.
How much does deer meat cost? A buck.
How do deer get online? With the antler-net.
Where does Bambi go for ice cream? The Deery Queen.

What game do fawns play at parties? Truth or deer.
What Disney movie do deer love? Fawn-tasia.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-deer.
What boardgame do deer play? Buck-gammon.
What ice-cream flavor do deer like? Cookie-doe.

Even More Hilarious Deer Jokes

Jokes so won-deer-ful we just can’t stop.

What’s the difference between a sack of beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.50, and deer nuts are under a buck.
Why wouldn’t the actor work with deer on set? He had stag fright.
Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party? His deer-est friends.
Who puts money under Bambi’s pillow? The hoof fairy.