46 Tomato Puns and Jokes So Funny You’ll Paste Them Everywhere
You say to-may-to puns, I say to-mah-to puns.

We’ll be honest: Some of the following tomato puns and jokes are just plum funny. And some are so bad you’ll probably want to throw tomatoes at us. That’s okay – we get it. We’re ripe for the picking. But just remember that no mater how rotten these gags and one-viners get, they’re always a salad choice for laughs.
Don’t stop here au-tomato-cally. We’ve got a buffet of funny food puns. From cute cucumber puns to cheerful chip quips, it’s an all-you-can-pun extravaganza.
Funny Tomato Puns
These tomato puns are funny any way you slice ’em.
- Tomadon’t!
- Italian tomatoes like to Roma-round.
- Heinz-sight is 20-20.
- Green tomatoes just need some experience.
- Copy/tomato paste.
- Phan-tomato of the Opera.
- Tomato-lly.
- Automatomobile.
- Tomatoes are so saucy!
- I’m plum out of tomatoes.

Cute Tomato Puns
Tomato puns that have the ripe stuff.
- I love you from my head tomatoes.
- You mater to me.
- Here today, gone tomato.
- Vine-ally!
- These tomatoes are grape.
- I had to give the salad makers an ul-tomato.
- I’m doing vine. How are you?
- Tomatoes are souper!
- Tomatoes always cherry me up.
- Everything is vine.

Tomato One-Liners
Hysterical tomato jokes and one-liners to soup up your day.
- I tried to email the vegetable company but I only got an au-tomato-ed response.
- Think you can ketchup to me?
- Tom-ate-o the food last night.
- She’s got the ripe stuff.
- These tomatoes live in a seedy part of town.
- Tomatoes live to get revenge. They’re vine-dictive as hell.
- I’m going to fix a salad. Can I borrow your toma-tools?
- The tomatoes they gave me weren’t ready to eat yet. What a ripe-off.

Ripe Tomato Dad Jokes
These tomato dad jokes are fresh off the vine.
- What do you call a flying tomato? An air-loom.
- What kind of boat do you need to sail the Marinara-bbean Sea? A tomato sloop.
- How do tomatoes listen to music? On vine-yl.
- What do you call a vegetable hurricane? A tor-mato.
- What’s Homer Simpson’s favorite (vegetable)? Toma-doh!
- What do you make marinara bread with? Tomadough.
- Who’s the leader of the tomatoes? The caprese-dent.
- What does tomato soup wear in the rain? A gaz-poncho.
- Who gives the sermons at salad church? The tomato paste-r.

Classic Tomato Jokes
These funny jokes were compiled using an au-tomato-ed system.
- What kind of tomato smells the best? A-Roma.
- What do tomatoes and potatoes have in common? Toes.
- What’s the worst part of salsa dancing? Getting the tomato stains out afterward.
- Why do people like basil in tomato soup? It’s soup-herb!
- Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- How do you glue two vegetables together? With tomato paste.
- What’s the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- How do you get rid of unproductive tomatoes? Can them.
- What dance do tomatoes do? Salsa.