56 Brunch Puns and Jokes for Bottomless Laughs

Brunch puns so funny you’ll be hungry for more.

You'll like these puns and jokes a brunch.

Good things come in brunches. That’s why we’re serving up the the hottest hotcake humor, the wittiest waffle wisecracks, and the finest French toast funnies. And a club sandwich. Because hey, it’s brunch – anything goes. Whatever your menu choice, these eggs-cellent yolks will have you folding like an omelet. So be sure to make the mi-most-a these hilarious Sunday brunch one-liners and post them as captions for Instagram. You’ll get a crepe load of likes.

Funny Brunch Puns

Is Saturday or Sunday the best day for brunch puns? Trick question. Every day is.

That’s a brunch of crepe.
I like you a brunch.
I think I drank the mi-most-a at brunch.
Mike Tyson’s Brunch Out!
Omelet myself out.
These brunch puns are waffle.
The pancakes syrup to something.

She gave me a quiche at brunch this morning.
Brunch foods are my jam.
The yolk’s on you.
Coffee puns with brunch are mug-nificent.
OJ is a pulp-ular brunch drink.
Will you Bloody Mary me?
I go to the cafe for brunch a latte.

Cute Brunch Puns

You’ll find only the best brunch captions for Instagram in the eggs Benedictionary.

Why, I never sausage a thing.
I’m bacon you to stop with the brunch humor.
Orange juice forgetting about something?
Biscuits and groovy.
I bagel your pardon.
You’re French toast.
Hakuna frittata.

Not all heroes wear crepes.
I’ll have a ca-pun-ccino.
Easter brunch? More like Feaster brunch.
I don’t Bellini you.
Muffin compares to brunch.
Some bacon jokes are rasher than others.
Take another breakfast pizza my heart now, baby.
Raise a toast to brunch.

Brunch Pun One-Liners

Break your weekend fast with these funny brunch quotes.

You know, you shouldn’t have Benedict about my brunch jokes.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got brunch, hun.
I cracked an awkward yolk at brunch and got egg on my face.
I had a cinnamon pun for brunch.
I tried telling a few skillet jokes but they didn’t pan out.
I invited the croissant to brunch but it flaked.
For me, having yogurt for brunch is parfait the course.
I take everything he says about brunch with a granola of salt.

I was having brunch in Tunisia when an earthquake hit. The whole shakshuka.
When I heard that nobody liked the breakfast I made, it was a real brunch to the gut.
As a breakfast server, you just have to roll with the brunches.
I was gonna have bread with brunch but avocado bout the toast.
If you keep insulting the way I make brunch, things won’t go over easy for you.
If combining breakfast and lunch is called brunch, what is combining breakfast, lunch, and dinner called? Being poor.
I can really espresso myself at brunch.

Funny Brunch Jokes

Use these hilarious brunch puns for Instagram. Tell them to your foodie companions too.

What do extremely online people drink at brunch? Meme-osas.
What Canadian province has the best breakfast? New Brunch-wick.
What do frogs order at brunch? Croak monsieur.
What makes a good breakfast joke? A funny brunch line.
What do colorblind people order for brunch? Biscuits and gray-vy.
Why did the brunch thief get a long prison sentence? He was a cereal offender.

What does Oscar the Grouch order at Easter brunch? Trash browns.
What’s the best thing to eat for brunch in the winter? Breakfast brrrrr-itos.
What do dogs like eating for brunch? Woofles.
How do you get someone to kiss a slice of bread? Make them French toast.
What do cows eat for brunch? Moo-sli.
What tree is most associated with brunch? A pastry.