44 Plumbing Jokes and Puns To Flush Your Blues Away

Sure, plumbers may show a little crack every now and then. But they also know how to crack a joke. And when you deal with crap for a living, a good sense of humor is a must. So, in honor of the brave men and women who unclog our toilets, here are some of the funniest plumbing jokes and puns you’ll find under the sink. Careful though – these gags might cause a little leakage.

You know who else deals with plumbing? Nurses. Check out our hilarious nurse jokes for a steady stream of laughs. But if you think our plumber wit is a bit draining, curl up with a slew of soothing sleep puns.

Plumbing Jokes

When it comes to plumbing humor, we’ve got material even electricians can enjoy.

• What’s the only holiday plumbers work on? Sink-o de Mayo.
• Why was the plumber having trouble fitting pipes under the sink? No elbow room.
• What muscles are hunky plumbers always working out at the gym? Their pex.
• What do you call a plumber on payday? Flush with cash.
• How do plumbers see in dark bathrooms? They use a flush-light.

• Why did the plumber get called to the onion farm? There were leeks everywhere.
• Why was the plumber such a rebel? He wanted to fight the cistern.
• Why did the army veteran unclog the plumber’s toilet? It was his duty.
• What kind of socks do plumbers wear? Compression fitting ones.

Funny Plumbing Jokes

A plumber leaked a few of these to us.

• What’s one thing you won’t see a plumber do? Bite his nails.
• What’s the one vegetable all plumbers hate? Leeks.
• What do you call a group of plumbers doing an impromptu dance? A flush mob.
• How do plumbers feel after work? Drained.
• Why did the plumber get arrested? Peddling crack.

• What state has the most plumbers? Moon-tana.
• What do you call a shark that eats plastic pipes? A-pex predator.
• What do Italian plumbers use to contact the dead? A Luigi board.
• How do plumbers like their coffee? Piping hot.

Good Plumber Jokes

At least one of these should be in every plumbers’ toolbox. Maybe throw in a few clever construction jokes if you’re going to do a rough-in on a new build.

• What do Irish plumbers get paid for overtime? Time and a turd.
• Why shouldn’t you play poker with plumbers? Because a flush wins every time.
• Why was the plumber depressed? His career was in the toilet.
• What do plumbers and economists have in common? They both work with gross domestic product.
• Why did the shoe store need a plumber? There was a clog in the toilet.

• How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to grab the beer and one to call the electrician.
• What do plumbers do after pooping? They look in the toilet and say, “See you at work!”
• Why do skateboarders make bad plumbers? They only use half-pipes.
• How did the plumber die? Sewer-cide.

Plumbing Pun One-Liners

Water you waiting for? Don’t just circle the drain on these puns about plumbing.

• Plumbing in energy-efficient buildings is a tankless job.
• Plumbers are number one at dealing with number two.
• The plumber took a multi-fauceted approach to fixing the leak.
• I wish the plumber’s kids would pipe down!
• It’s hard to find a good plumber at your disposal.
• Good plumbers always have plenty of dope in their joints.
• The new plumbing movie had a fitting ending.

Funny Plumbing Puns

Plunge into the these hilarious plumber puns.

• I fixture leaky showerhead.
• Plumbers take the plunge.
• Plumbing is a draining job.
• I’m plumb crazy.
• Plumbers go with the flow.

• That plumbing company’s in the tank.
• Urine good hands.
• Cistern of a Down.
• Plumbing is a crap job.
• A heart-wrenching decision.

You Ask, We Answer

Pipe down. We’re gonna answer your questions about plumbing right now.