49 Flamin’ Hot Chip Puns to Munch On
Crack open this bag of barbe-cute chip puns and jokes.
Chip, chip hooray! It’s time for chip puns. Our wit is crisp, and we’ve tasted all the zaniest chip flavors, so get ready for a snack-tacular time. And because we don’t believe in censor-chip, you’re getting the greasiest goodies out there. Dig in already!
But don’t just wolf down on snack jokes. Make sure you have some tomato puns or cucumber puns every now and then too.
Cute Chip Puns
The sound of eating potato chips may not be cute, but these puns are.
- I cherish our friend-chip.
- I won a scholar-chip.
- That’s censor-chip.
- We’re in a relation-chip.
- A true partner-chip.
- Would you like to chip in?
- Chip, chip hooray!
- Birds eat cheeps.
- The air is crisp.
- A chip off the old block.
- Chip-ley Donuts.
- That chip has sailed.
- Doritos get to the store in a chip-ment.
Funny Chip Puns
These puns are cornier than a tortilla chip.
- Don’t be a chip skate.
- All my chips are on the table.
- Chip happens.
- Don’t be so salty!
- Chips that pass in the night.
- Show some leader-chip.
- He runs a tight chip.
- Holy chip.
- Singing you to chip-wreck.
- Shape up or chip out.
- These potatoes don’t come chip.
- I did a summer intern-chip at the snack company.
- That chip is a snack-robat.
- These are some flamin’ hot puns.
Chip One-Liners
What’s this strange relation-chip-chip-chip?
- These are nacho average puns.
- Girls just want to have Funyuns.
- These potato chips are in-saltingly bad.
- I pita the chip that doesn’t get eaten.
- You need a member-chip to eat those snacks.
- You don’t have snack-cess to these chips.
- Chips work out with kettle-bells.
- That chip Ruffles feathers.
- You’re Frito Lay wherever you want.
- Don’t Takis chips for granted
- These are champion-chip level puns.
- I didn’t mean to eat all the chips. It was a snack-cident!
Chip Dad Jokes
Funny chip dad jokes with extra orange dust.
- What did the chip do at the pool party? Went for a dip.
- What did the chip do after the party? Went for a guac.
- What do tortilla chips call two-way radios? Walkie-Takis.
- Why did the man get hired at the snack factory? For his craftsman-chip.
- What’s it called when Doritos and Pringles agree politically? Bipartisan-chip.
- Why don’t people like playing poker with chips? There might be a Cheato.
- What does the potato chip do when it’s tired? Lay’s down.
- What do computers snack on? Microchips.
- How did the chip become a thespian? It went to snack-ting class.
- What do you call a potato chip history professor? A snack-ademic.
