49 Flamin’ Hot Chip Puns and Jokes to Munch On
Crack open a bag of barbe-cute chip puns and jokes.
Chip, chip, hooray! It’s time for chip puns. Our wit is crisp, and we’ve tasted all the zaniest flavors, so get ready for a snack-tacular time. And because we don’t believe in censor-chip, you’re getting the greasiest goodies out there. Dig in already!
But don’t just wolf down snack jokes. Make sure you have something healthy like salad puns every now and then too.
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Cute Chip Puns
The sound of eating potato chips may not be cute, but these puns are.
- I cherish our friend-chip.
- I won a scholar-chip.
- That’s censor-chip.
- We’re in a relation-chip.
- A true partner-chip.
- Would you like to chip in?
- Chip, chip hooray!
- Birds eat cheeps.
- The air is crisp.
- Some potatoes don’t come chip.
- A chip off the old block.
- Chip-ley Donuts.
- That chip has sailed.
- Doritos get to the store in a chip-ment.
Funny Chip Puns
These puns are cornier than a tortilla chip.
- Don’t be a chip skate.
- All my chips are on the table.
- Chip happens.
- Don’t be so salty!
- Chips that pass in the night.
- Show some leader-chip.
- He runs a tight chip.
- Holy chip.
- Singing you to chip-wreck.
- Shape up or chip out.
- Jokes about corn chips are a-maize-ing.
- I did a summer intern-chip at the snack company.
- That chip is a snack-robat.
- These are some flamin’ hot puns.
Chip One-Liners
Pop open a fresh bag of salty chip one-liner jokes.
- These are nacho average puns.
- Girls just want to have Funyuns.
- These potato chip jokes are in-saltingly bad.
- I pita the chip that doesn’t get eaten.
- You need a member-chip to eat those snacks.
- You don’t have snack-cess to these chips.
- Chips work out with kettle-bells.
- That chip Ruffles feathers.
- You’re Frito Lay wherever you want.
- Don’t Takis chips for granted
- These are champion-chip level puns.
- I didn’t mean to eat all the chips. It was a snack-cident!
Funny Chip Jokes
Short chip dad jokes with extra orange dust.
- What did the chip do at the pool party? Went for a dip.
- What did the chip do after the party? Went for a guac.
- What do tortilla chips call two-way radios? Walkie-Takis.
- Why did the man get hired at the snack factory? For his craftsman-chip.
- What’s it called when Doritos and Pringles agree politically? Bipartisan-chip.
We’re stocking the shelves with even more stupendous snack humor, like these sweet and sour candy puns and jokes.
- Why don’t people like playing poker with chips? There might be a Cheato.
- What does the potato chip do when it’s tired? Lay’s down.
- What do computers snack on? Microchips.
- How did the chip become a thespian? It went to snack-ting class.
- What do you call a potato chip history professor? A snack-ademic.
