72 Egg Puns and Jokes So Funny You’ll Need a Hen-Kerchief
Eggspert-level egg puns and jokes that will make even the hardest shells crack up.
Eggs are a kitchen staple. And people sure do eat a lot of them. Eggs are also a pun staple. Probably because they’re so easy to crack. And crack them we shall! We’ve got so many incredible (not so) edible egg zingers, you won’t be able to fit them all in one basket. So scroll down to yolk it up with dozens and dozens of eggstremely satisfying puns, jokes, and one-liners.
Which came first: the egg pun or the chicken pun? We’ll let you decide. And if you want even more fowl wordplay, check out some terrific turkey jokes.
Funny Egg Puns
Not just good puns, eggsellent puns.
- Dora the Eggsplorer.
- I got yolks for days.
- Omelet you decide.
- For eggsample.
- Rest in quiche.
- I’m having an eggsistential crisis.
- Shell yeah!
- I know from eggsperience.
- I’m cracking up.
- I am an eggspert.
- A quiche and desist order.
- Hard to eggnore.
- Speak of the deviled eggs.
- That carton has eggspired.
One-Word Egg Puns
Who needs all those extra letter and syllables? These short plays on words pack a shell of a punch.
- Egg-shell-ent!
- Eggspressionism.
- Eggstraterrestrial.
- Eggstraordinary.
- Eggsactly.
- Eggscommunicado.
- Eggsquisite!
Cute Egg Puns
Don’t be a turkey and think chickens are the only ones laying funny egg puns.
- In quiche of emergency.
- That’s so eggstra.
- Tamago get more eggs.
- Hakuna frittata.
- Fried egg I’m in love.
- Fit hens eggsercise.
- With Easter eggs, it’s do or dye.
- I thought she was your eggs girlfriend.
- I love the soufflé-vor of these eggs!
- You’re cracking me up.
- Eggspress yourself!
- Eggs love getting laid.
Good Egg Puns
Actually, these egg one-liners are pretty eggstraordinary. Pair them with our eggsemplary Easter jokes, and your greeting cards will write themselves.
- Raising chickens is eggshausting.
- You’ve got some eggsplaining to do.
- The eggs hatched a plan.
- Th-th-th-th-th-th-that’s all, yolks.
- Federal Eggspress.
- Making puns are eggshilarating!
- Nelly Frittata.
- Am I right or a-meringue?
- I’m so eggcited!
- I’m going to whisk it all.
- As the eggspression goes.
- I passed the chicken eggsam.
Funny Egg One-Liners
Eggsercise your funny bone at breakfast with these egg joke one-liners. And if you run out, bite off a few bold brunch puns.
- Two eggs walk into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve breakfast here.”
- The police have spent hours interrogating the egg. They think it’s about to crack.
- I saw a sign that read “free range eggs.” I’d never heard of “range eggs” before, but at least they were free!
- If eggs grew on trees they’d grow on y-oak trees.
- I always keep extra eggs around – just in quiche.
- Never put all your eggs in one basket, unless it’s Easter.
- He really has a deviled-eggs-may-care attitude.
- A chicken and an egg walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Who’s first?”
- These egg jokes aren’t what they’re cracked up to be.
- Hard-boiled eggs are hard to beat.
- The egg cracked a few jokes at the comedy bar, but then he had to run.
- All the chickens are heading for the eggsit.
The Best Egg Jokes
Eggsactly what you’re looking for – egg dad jokes so funny you’ll drop your soup.
- Where can you find more information on eggs? The hencyclopedia.
- What happens when a hen doesn’t stretch before running? It gets scrambled legs.
- Why did the thief steal his eggs? He likes them poached.
- What do eggs say when they meditate? Ommmmmelet.
- What do eggs do on April Fool’s Day? Practical yolks.
- Why aren’t dinosaurs around anymore? They went eggstinct.
- Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station.
- What did Snow White name her pet hen? Egg White.
- How can you tell whether a pregnant chicken will be having a boy or a girl? Eggs-Ray vision.
Hilarious Egg Jokes
Sit on these egg gut-busters for a while.
- Where do the freshest eggs come from? New Yolk City.
- Why did the egg hide behind its mommy? It was a little chicken.
- What do you call an old soufflé? Eggspired.
- What’s a hen’s go-to coffee order? A double eggspresso.
- Why don’t hens have to pay taxes? They’re eggsempt.
- Why are eggs always happy? Because they’re on the sunny side.
- What do you call the boss of a hen farm? The Chief Eggsecutive Officer.
- What’s the chicken’s favorite movie? Waiting to Eggshale.
- Why do hens go to bed right after work? They’re eggshausted.
You Ask, We Answer
You weren’t chicken with your punny questions about eggs. Here, we take a crack at answering them.
Get eggscited for Easter by putting a few good plays on words in your holiday cards. With our hilarious egg humor, your Easter card messages will be hard to eggnore. Check out the short egg cracks at the top of this page for quality eggsamples of what to write.
Need more cute puns for your Easter greeting cards? Score some stupendous spring jokes, a raft of ridiculous rabbit riffs, and a clutch of colorful candy one-liners for extra laughs.
Because they’re always cracking people up.
Eggsellent question. Eggserts agree that of all eggstraordinary egg wit in the coop, no best egg pun eggsists. They’re all equally eggsquisite.
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