66 Orange Puns and Jokes That’ll Make You Pulpular at Brunch

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana puns?

It’s a color. It’s a fruit. It’s the new black. It’s so many things. But no matter how you refer to it, orange certainly has a-peel. And so do these outrageously tasty orange puns and jokes. Now, they might not fight off scurvy, but they will provide a healthy dose of nature’s best medicine. Plus, your hands won’t get all sticky. So use them for your next orange pun caption on Instagram, or juice to be annoying.

Ready for more juicy laughs? Keep it healthy with our tomato puns or use a cheat day and get down on some greasy chip jokes.

Cute Orange Puns

You’re gonna love these zesty orange puns.

Peel the burn.
Un-peel-ievable.
Rinders keepers.
I plead The Pith.

Better late than navel.
Spartan-gerine.
Aren’t you a Cutie.
The daily rind.

Funny Orange Puns

Did you know that orange puns are the opposite of apple puns?

Oranges are kind of a big peel.
You don’t like oranges? Citrusly?
It’s about clemen-time!
It was the zest of times, it was the worst of times.
Orange you just loving these puns?
I could navel live without you.

I’ve made orange-ments to eat more citrus.
Oranges are pulp culture.
These oranges are really Hamlin a good time.
I’ll Valen-see-ya later.
Orange jokes have a-peel.
I don’t Cara Cara what you think.

Orange Juice Puns

Puns with extra pulp.

Pulp Fiction.
You’re my main squeeze.
Juice be yourself.
Tensions were pulp-able.
Ex-squeeze me!

I’m not half the man I juiced to be.
I’m having pulp-itations just thinking about OJ.
OJ is a pulp-ular breakfast drink.
Squeeze the day.
With liberty and juice-tice for all.

Orange One-Liners

Once you read these zany orange jokes, you’ll navel be the same.

Orange is my favorite color. I love it more than red and yellow combined.
I just found out that I’m color blind. The diagnosis came out of the orange.
I haven’t had an orange in a week. I think I’m having pith-drawals.
Citrus fruits are always on time. You can call them A Clockwork Orange.

Navel gonna give you up. Navel gonna let you down. Navel gonna run around and desert you.
Last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda. It turned out to be a fanta-sea.
I citrus-t you know how to peel an orange.
Only a segment of the population eats oranges.

Fresh-Squeezed Orange Dad Jokes

Funny orange dad jokes to tell at halftime.

Which president do oranges learn about in school? Grove-r Cleveland.
Where did the orange finish in the race? Pith place.
What do you call a frozen orange? A pulp-sicle.
How did the orange get elected to office? He was a pulp-ulist.
How did the orange get injured? He hurt his peel-vis.
How do oranges stay in shape? They ride their Peel-otons and do Peel-ates.

What do you call an orange after a day at the beach? A tan-gerine.
What do oranges lay their heads on at night? A peel-ow.
What do you call the oranges that settled the New World? The peel-grims.
What bird loves oranges? Peel-icans.
What’s the first thing oranges do when they’re convicted of a crime? A-peel.
Where do posh oranges live? In Manhat-tangerine.

Classic Orange Jokes

These jokes still have plenty of juice left in them.

What rhymes with orange? No it doesn’t.
What fruit do vampires love? Blood orange.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What language do oranges speak? Mandarin.
Why are oranges good test takers? They know how to concentrate.

Why did the yogi meditate under the citrus tree? He wanted a sub-lime experience.
What did the chick say when her mother gave birth to an orange? Look what marma-laid.
Did you hear about the orange boxer? He got beaten to a pulp
Why was the orange sad? It lost its zest for life.
What happens when you rub two oranges together? Pulp friction.