63 Egg Puns and Jokes So Funny You’ll Need a Hen-Kerchief

Eggspert-level puns and jokes that will make even the hardest shells crack up.

Eggs are a kitchen staple. And people sure do eat a lot of them. Eggs also a pun staple. Probably because they’re so easy to crack. And crack them we shall! We’ve got so many incredible (not so) edible eggs zingers, you won’t be able to fit them all in one basket. So scroll down to yolk it up with dozens and dozens of eggstremely satisfying egg puns, jokes, and one-liners.

Which came first: the egg puns or the chicken puns? We’ll let you decide.

Funny Egg Puns

Not just good egg puns. Ex-shell-ent egg puns.

• Dora the Eggsplorer.
• I got yolks for days.
• Omelet you decide.
• For eggsample.
• Rest in quiche.

• I know from eggsperience.
• I’m cracking up.
• A quiche and desist order.
• Hard to eggnore.
• Speak of the deviled eggs.
• That carton has eggspired.

• Raising chickens is eggshausting.
• You’ve got some eggsplaining to do.
• The eggs hatched a plan.
• Fit hens eggsercise.
• Th-th-th-th-th-th-that’s all, yolks.
• Federal Eggspress.

One-Word Egg Puns

Who needs multiple words? These short egg puns pack a shell of a punch.

• Egg-shell-ent!
• Eggspressionism.
• Eggstraterrestrial.
• Eggstrodinary.
• Eggsactly.

Cute Egg Puns

The cutest-patootest egg puns ever.

• In quiche of emergency.
• That’s so eggstra.
• Tamago get more eggs!
• Hakuna frittata.
• Fried egg I’m in love.

• With Easter eggs, it’s do or dye.
• I thought she was your eggs girlfriend.
• I love the soufflé-vor of these eggs!
• You’re cracking me up.
• Eggspress yourself!

• Nelly Frittata.
• Am I right or a-meringue?
• I’m so eggcited!
• I’m going to whisk it all.
• As the eggspression goes.

Funny Egg One-Liners

Eggsercise your funny bone with these egg joke one-liners.

• Two eggs walk into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve breakfast here.”
• The police have spent hours interrogating the egg. They think it’s about to crack.
• I saw a sign that read “free range eggs.” I’d never heard of “range eggs” before, but at least they were free!
• If eggs grew on trees they’d grow on y-oak trees.
• I always keep extra eggs around – just in quiche.
• Never put all your eggs in one basket, unless it’s Easter.

• He really has a deviled-eggs-may-care attitude.
• A chicken and an egg walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Who’s first?”
• Eggs love getting laid.
• These egg jokes aren’t what they’re cracked up to be.
• Hard-boiled eggs are hard to beat.
• The egg cracked a few jokes at the comedy bar, but then he had to run.

Egg Dad Jokes

Eggsactly what you’re looking for – egg dad jokes so funny you’ll drop your soup.

• Where can you find more information on eggs? The hencyclopedia.
• What happens when a hen doesn’t stretch before running? It gets scrambled legs.
• Why did the thief steal his eggs? He likes them poached.
• What do eggs say when they meditate? Ommmmmelet.
• What do eggs do on April Fool’s Day? Practical yolks.

• Why aren’t dinosaurs around anymore? They went eggstinct.
• Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station.
• What did Snow White name her pet hen? Egg White.
• How can you tell if a pregnant chicken will be having a boy or a girl? Eggs-Ray vision.
• What do you call a spoiled soufflé? Eggspired.

• Where do the freshest eggs come from? New Yolk City.
• Why did the egg hide behind its mommy? It was a little chicken.
• What’s a hen’s go-to coffee order? A double eggspresso.
• Why are eggs always happy? Because they’re on the sunny side.