31 Cucumber Puns and Jokes That Are No Fluke-Cumber

These cucumber puns and jokes will pickle your funny bone.

Whether you consider them vegetables or fruits, cucumbers are one of the coolest foods around. After all, they’re made up of 96% water. Maybe that’s why these jokes will bring tears to your eyes. But don’t worry: the following puns will feel anything but cucumbersome.

We want to make sure that you’re getting plenty of fruit and vegetable puns in your diet. Check out our other hilarious food puns and jokes for more nutritious humor.

Cute Cucumber Puns

Without further dill-ay, here are the crunchiest cucumber puns out there.

• What a cute-cumber.
• Cucumbrrr, it’s cold.
• Right on cue-cumber.
• Vegetarian doctors prescribe cure-cumbers.
• Cukes on the rowing team are crew-cumbers.

• It’s bbq-cumber time!
• A vegetable with wings? Must be a cucum-bird.
• The salad came to my rescue-cumber.
• Happy cucum-birthday!
• Eccentric vegetables are kook-cumbers.
• Have you ever seen a vegetable cucum-burst into flames? Me neither.

Funny Cucumber Jokes

Slice up a few of these cuke jokes and enjoy.

• What do you call a vegetable standing in line? A queue-cumber.
• What do you call a good-looking vegetable? A cute-cumber.
• Why were the cucumbers unqualified for the job? Because they’re green.
• What type of guitar to vegetables play? A cuke-ulele.
• What do you call a lucky vegetable? A fluke-cumber.

• How did the detectives solve the pickle’s murder? They found a clue-cumber.
• What do you call a cucumber that’s oozing? A goo-cumber.
• What do you call pickle poetry? Haiku-cumber.
• What do you call grilled pickles? Barbecue-cumber.
• What’s a pickle sandwich called? A cucum-burger.

• What do you call a charred pickle? Cucum-burnt.
• What vegetable works as an adhesive? A glue-cumber.
• What do you call a pickle thief? A cucum-burglar.
• Where do vegetables live in Dubai? The cucum-Burj Khalifa.
• What did the vegetarian order at the Mexican restaurant? A cucum-burrito.

• Where did the vegetarian sailors’ ship disappear? In the cucum-Bermuda Triangle.
• What do you call a vegetable that tries to overthrow the government? A coup-cumber.
• What do you call a scary cuke? A spook-umber.
• What instrument do cucumbers play? Pickle-o.
• What do you call a vomiting vegetable? A puke-cumber.